i'm 17. i have the best boyfriend in the universe. i'm a starship ranger, a professional zombie slayer, a fangirl, and a superhero.
I love this movie haha
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Very tasteful flats, Bruce.
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Kids:
A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it’s so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
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“you look like a cat, yet… WHAT ARE YOU?”